The Kentucky Derby

Its time once again for another installment of your favorite blog, so here it is

Today was rather pointless. Instead of studying for my finals like most other Miami students, I spent most of the day doing nothing. I mean I wasted most of the day. I spent the day watching...The Kentucky Derby. I would like to say for the record that the Kentucky Derby is the most pointless waste of a day in the world. I mean, honestly. They spend about six hours leading up to the race, and it lasts two minutes. I mean, how lame is that. I have spent more doing things like flossing, going to the bathroom, and blowing my nose than I spent watching the actual race. Somehow they manage to stretch two minutes worth of racing into over six hours of coverage. I mean, come on people. Its a freakin' horse race. Only one expression can suffice...WTF? Wow. Anyway, after I watched the "greatest two minutes in sports" Chris and I decided to start the room cleaning, as the year is coming to an end. We swept all the corners moved the fridge, and took down all the yafa blocks. We even got rid of the carpet. I won't go into the details on how exactly we disposed of our carpet, but here is a simple math version of it. Carpet + window + gravity = Carpet taken care of. Now I am just going to watch the Southpark Marathon and then the movie on Comedy Central.

Cleaning the room and Southpark rules. Chad: Just livin' the dream.